Why is it that every group has that one injury-prone friend? That one friend who always talks up a big game and acts like they're indestructible, and yet they are always hurting themselves by accident. Unfortunately, that friend is me, and I do apologize to my friends for that… I'm just trying to cook up a nice dinner for everyone! It's not my fault that I keep my knives sharp and my attention span short. I also did not enjoy that ER visit, but you can't say I didn't make up a memorable night! I've already chatted with Chat GPT on how to turn the tip of my finger (that is still in my freezer btw) into jewelry for you as a thank you. And let me tell you, Chat GPT did NOT like that question. Like, why do you care about the ethical issues of using human flesh for jewelry?? It's MY flesh, plus that part of my finger grew back, so no harm, no foul. Anyway, here are some memes for your friends just like me. Enjoy!