Dogs don't know how good they have it. They're on vacation 24/7 except for the few minutes when they clock in to do their job barking at the squirrel across the street. They get to do almost everything they want to. They can nap when they want, chase their tail when they want, and jump up on someone's lap when they want.
Oh, to be a tiny dog in the lap of a large human. We humans don't get to experience that joy, there are no creatures who dote on us in that way. It would be like if Bigfoot was not only real, but friendly, and wanted to scratch us behind the ears all the time. That's what dogs get to experience every day. And you know what? They deserve it. They are good boys and girls, all of them. We humans are more complicated. But at least we have memes.
Oh, to be a tiny dog in the lap of a large human. We humans don't get to experience that joy, there are no creatures who dote on us in that way. It would be like if Bigfoot was not only real, but friendly, and wanted to scratch us behind the ears all the time. That's what dogs get to experience every day. And you know what? They deserve it. They are good boys and girls, all of them. We humans are more complicated. But at least we have memes.